Monthly Archives: September 2011

autumnal gripes pt.2

Reasons why I wish I could grow a proper beard: Face warmth Manliness, grrr You either look double hard, or super intelligent. Or both Handy disguise Lack of shaving required Instant respect from everyone, everywhere Food storage Something to stroke as I sit there looking thoughtful and intelligent, whereas I’m actually daydreaming about having a […]

autumnal gripes pt.1

I stopped drinking 8 days ago, not forever or anything, god no. Just for a month; primarily to save funds and lose pounds. I don’t think it’ll do me any harm either, as apparently I ‘cannot just have one or two’ any more, so it saves me from getting grief for that. Having said that, […]